The Father of Invention

If necessity is the mother of invention, desire must be the father.

Some years ago, my man of the moment, a lusty fucker if there ever was one, was not about to be sidelined by a chronic knee problem that rendered him unable to get on board. I was longing for him when I sprawled on the bed, bemoaning having to put our fun on hold, when he grabbed me by the ankles and swung me sideways. He yanked me across that bed until my butt cheeks were riding the mattress edge. He pushed my legs up against his chest and thrust inside me with a vigor I thought had softened along with the ice packs he put on his knees. Boy, was I wrong.

Seeking to make the position even more comfortable for future romps, he invested a mere $25 or so in bed risers (buy now!), which put me and my magic door at just the right height. Perpendicular on the bed is a great position, whether face up or face down. Whatever your preferred point of entry, there’s no need to be on your knees to have your needs met.